APHRODISIAC/AFRODYZIAK JACK Nov. 10/87 Karl Rigelhof

Aphrodisiac Jack
Is on the right track
To get his ship back
And win(ning) the whole stack

Aphrodisiac Jack
Is such a poker hack
Always loves to yak
And his favorite suit is black

Aphrodisiac Jack
Is at the party shack
Planning his attack
Through the solar crack

Aphrodisiac Jack
With his old pal Zak
Will pick up the slack
And give anything/(the ball) a whack
((Well) at least once)

Aphrodisiac Jack
Has that certain knack
For obtaining what he lacks
He don't take no/any flack

Aphrodisiac Jack
(Has the wit of)/(Is as sharp as) a tack
He's a (real) sly cat
And a delightful little snack

Aphrodisiac Jack
Hit the floor with a smack
He was caught in the act
Don't you know that
Cheating at craps/cards
Ain't where it's at
And that's/them's a/the fact(s), Jack